Score: 6

"not bad, but needs a better premise"

submission: Jahooma's Bubbles

date: April 30, 2008

maybe different background art?

maybe if you made it calculation based, where you had to do some mental arithmetic to know which key to press?

basically, like "Guitar Hero (tm)" without the guitar or the heroism.

not much, really, by itself, but the code could be the fundation of a fun game

Score: 5

"sum is less than the whole of its parts"

submission: Little Less Conversation

date: April 30, 2008

take a nice Elvis remix, then throw together a grab back of miscellanus (key word "anus") flashes some great, some terrible, most fair to uninspired and you have what you have, 5 minutes of tedium peppered with an occasional "hhmm"

Score: 10

"10 10 10!!"

submission: Tankmen Infinity

date: April 30, 2008

one of the best signature moves in comedy, is knowing when to quit.

When she shoots the guy and he falls, knife in hand, cutting the prisoner's dick off, THAT was the ending. Running after that was superfluous bullshit, kinda like conversation in a porno right after the 'money shot'.

The graphics is waaay more brutally graphic than the other tankmen, and for me, detracted somewhat from the humor of it - it also seemed that not as much development effort was spent on the comedic scripting of it (especially when compared to other tankmen) vs the "graphic realism" (WTF that means)

still, though those factors lowered the overall score, it was already waay past 10!!

good job!

Score: 4

"moderate enjoyment"

submission: Snake! by Barian

date: April 29, 2008

like watching grass grow, but with a joystick.

This game would have been hot shit 30 years ago.

Score: 4

"learn english!"

submission: The Number 23

date: April 29, 2008

follando aprender Inglés

a not at all impressive flash is made even less impressive via clumsy, mangled English.

The fact that "23" the movie sucked ass, didnt help much either

Score: 6

"I was all set to BLAM this and give it zero when.."

submission: Surfer Babe Dress Up

date: April 29, 2008

...when I saw that you could dress "her" up with a fake penis!*
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*penis may actually be real-I am not sure, having not seen any penises other than my own (unlike scarymovieguy who has seen more peni than a...... whats the male version of a "Gynecologist??")

Score: 6

"lol?"

submission: Hot blonde chick?

date: April 29, 2008

yes! altho just barely :)

lipsync seemed a bit off, so zooming in on the faces when you cant get that right kinda spoils things

Score: 6

"excellent animation, but somewhat less inspired"

submission: There She Goes!

date: April 29, 2008

a visual treat, great cinematography, but was really rather boring to sit through I'm afraid.
good interface design with vcr style control buttons, a very professional touch.

all they need is some guys to come up with a worthwhile script /story and they will rock!

not something I would watch again, but will check back the artist to see what else they come up with.

Score: 7

"nice clean animation"

submission: Animated guns

date: April 29, 2008

you should google as much gun sites as you can and sell your flash (customized of course)

I'm thinking you should get maybe $50 for it easy.

Would like to see explode/disassembly views of the different guns, and maybe you could do a getURL from wikipedia and place the info in the flash?

nice. good work.

Score: 10

"wow."

submission: Magic Pen

date: April 28, 2008

I am fucking blown away.

wow.

nice music too!