Score: 0

"what a list of collaborators!"

submission: ::xh4ck annihil4tion:: 06

date: April 26, 2008

you know, they used to SHOOT COLLABORATORS in France in WWII - of course, those were collaborators with the Nazis.. here its collaborators with the lameness.

The reason why it took 10 guys to do it, is so that they can vote it up! LOL

Score: 5

"i like it!"

submission: DAAF pt.1

date: April 25, 2008

the rough, "fat crayon" look works for a lot of animation/story tasks and will work with what you are doing too.

With this age of photorealistic rendering, the STORY to me becomes even more important-

with that said tho, the lipsync needs a bit of work, especially since you do close ups on the face. good start man, keep it up!

Score: 8

"Fucking LOL!!"

submission: I Am Legend Dub

date: April 25, 2008

Soooo funny!

short, sweet and to the point.

coincidentally, that was the original verbiage used in the working draft of the movie!

gone to my movie collection! lol

Score: 8

"lol!!"

submission: Grandpa's a Porn Star

date: April 25, 2008

who hasnt had that happen to them!??

very funny!

animation was appropriate - for a flash like this you dont want it to look too "perfect" it looks better rough drawn and thrown together, like the kid was making something to put on grandpa's fridge (yeah, kids do that shit) and then finds his grandpa doing the nasty!

funny shit - now needs the sequel...

Score: 2

"him and his brother...."

submission: A History of Violence

date: April 24, 2008

actual quote:
"(btw, great story, I spend like 6 hours w/ my bro making those noises with our mouths. Crazy)"

wow... not sure we needed to hear that, dont even know why you would need to have 'sucking sounds' in a flash, but at least you and your brother had fun, and , after y'all wiped your chins, you may even have spent some time on flash....
that must have been it.

well, more time is needed as the gameplay is almost impossible to grasp/enjoy.. the physics didnt seem quite right. Maybe if you had less possible interactions to make the AI simpler? (i.e. only have left/right instead of diagonal and up down?)

I can see a lot of time is in it but we dont have a playable game, not yet..

Score: 5

"poor tut"

submission: Wonderful Gunaiming tut

date: April 24, 2008

:( clarity clarity clarity.

to do a proper tut, you must concentrate on USABILITY'

having <back> <next> buttons are ok, but should really have an onscreen chapter index.

lose the stupid noise. distracting and irrelevant.
for each step in the tut, have a 'demo' page where the recent lessons are visualized. You kinda have that down here, but you need to beef up that aspect of it.

the ending was kinda stupid.

better to have a tiny game incorporating your lessons and maybe a that music you always wanted to put in!

I would suggest you update it quality tutorials are allways appreciated.

Score: 9

"before you blam this..."

submission: Ennui

date: April 24, 2008

Look up "Ennui" in the dictionary.

Then Salvadore Dali on wikipedia

then surrealism everywhere else.

it may take you a while, but you will see that this was Very Good.

good job.

Score: 10

"I really dont understand your point"

submission: I am Legend: Obvious

date: April 24, 2008

what are you really trying to say, that you dont LIKE Will Smith?
And, if his Wife and Kid are dead, how will they make a sequel? I mean, what will happen to "I am Legend II"?

I hope I have put your foolish arguments to rest.

P.S. I only voted 10 because I am succumbing to pear pressure*

* I prefer pears to apples, so sue me!

Score: 4

"Education! Sex! Together!"

submission: Hentai Bliss QG

date: April 24, 2008

Education! Sex! Together!
Not since Elementary School teachers started fucking their students (where were those teachers when I was growing up??) has Trigonometry and Sex er.. "come together" in such a fashion!

Has some creative elements, a timed quiz (to stop you fapping lamers from Googling the answers) but otherwise...
stupid narrative, poor to middling flash skills,lame jokes and PORN!

ah, porn the GREAT EqUALIZER!

Oh, if only we had a few doe-eyed Japanese nymphets being penetrated by 2 foot tentacular penesis (peni?) our job in Iraq would be Mission Accomplished!

one of the best of the Hentai genre (which on Newgrounds means throw some recycled, pixel blurred cartoon porn together in a slideshow and not get blammed, since teenagers need BOTH hands to blam inadequate crap and both hands are unfortunately....)

excellent questions and answers though (for THAT you get 4)

Score: 6

"almost gave it an 8!"

submission: 3 banded armadillo beat

date: April 24, 2008

but, after realising it was basically 20 seconds looped forever, the "8" glow kinda faded/

If the armadillo's had lined up (like the Rockettes) and did a stage dance, it woulda been sweet.

Started of bouncy, effervescent and fun, rapidly got a bit boring.... :(

oh well, otherwise nice.

Great tune selection btw.. what tune was it?

It had a nice springy "Triplets of Belleville" feel to it!