Score: 6

"not bad!"

submission: Coca Cola Ad

date: April 15, 2008

didnt blow my socks of either.

I think it would have been better done as a Mountain Dew ad rather than Coke, since Mountain Dew is the brand with the "Do the DEW!!" dynamic product positioning.

Score: 6

"maybe the author is saying that.."

submission: Adolf Hitler: ATIO80W 02

date: April 14, 2008

maybe the author is saying that.. The NewGrounds policies are Hitlerian and Facist?
Maybe he is making a non too subtle polical statement?

If so he gets the benefit of the doubt :P

I must say, I watched/listened to the whole thing!

There was no interactivity, no back /forward buttons, no pause - But then, Hitler wasnt the most user-friendly guy, was he?

Of course, if he ISNT saying all those meaningful things, and simply just being lazy, slapping an inflammatory hitler face and scrolling some text, then I will..... [censored]

Score: 9

"lolz -funnier than meets the eye!"

submission: Transformers Mediocrity

date: April 14, 2008

very droll...nice work!

(loved the "Jeb" reference,lol)

Score: 1

"unplayable"

submission: A Paperboy and His Panzer

date: April 14, 2008

maybe you tried something a bit too ambitious..
maybe a simpler effort for your next flash?
keep plugging away though!

Score: 5

"pretty nice!"

submission: Bad Atom: "Motivation"

date: April 14, 2008

To quote the author:
"
....

And yes, I'm aware these cartoons are short. However, I have *19* of them, and longer ones are coming. So gimme a break! :)
"

Similarly, I have given only a '3' in my very brief review!

However, the other 19 flashes will be longer and so will my ensuing reviews and score!

Nice flash, excellent graphics, more cerebral dialogue, shows LOTS of potential!

cant wait for the rest! (favorited)

Score: 4

"like a Powerpoint presentation of lameness"

submission: I Hate Valentines Day

date: April 13, 2008

Jeezus Christ, if this chick is even 1/3 as boring, self absorbed an vapid/emo as this long winded dissertation she has an empty 365 days of the year to look forward to as well as valentines day...

Neither funny nor particularly sad, the overall experience was of watching PAINT DRY while hearing some emo piano in the background (hopefully covered in paint)

Try this: go to a pet store and buy a leash, go to the park and if you see a 1/2 way cute or tolerable guy, approach him and cry : "sob! I cant find my little pookie! bo hoo!"
if he's not a total douche, he'll try to console you and help you look.

during the process, you 'twist' your ankle..since you're but a block away, he may help you home and...a 'foot massage' leads to a calf and thigh massage and, w/o panties (oops! Ms Forgetful!) that soon leads to some sweaty fucking on the living room ottaman ("Doggie style" oh! the irony!)

you meet several times in the future for more fevered panty sex in your apartment, he, in the blissful mindlessness of all men, fails to inquire on the lack of any dog toys or treats in the house nor your lack of mentioning same :)

Thursday morning over your Eggo (tm) waffles, you get a sudden wave of nausea! A pink + on a shoplifted pregnancy test kit says it all!
Why you were too shy to just BUY a Preg test, but not fuck some semi-stranger from the park will be explained in anotehr flash (or review!)

Suffice it to say, you are now consumed with a desire to know MORE about this man you've let bend you over the couch so many a dog day afternoon.....
surreptitiously, you follow him home...
the winding road he takes eventually leads to a familiar suburb...IT IS YOUR COUSIN'S HOUSE!!

you havent spoken to her in YEARS, yet strangely..NOW seems about right!!

(IRONY^2)

Score: 4

"moderately well done."

submission: Circle Platformer

date: April 11, 2008

nothing new or particularly special about this effort, it seems decidedly unfinished, for instance, the game didnt recognize that you got all the balls, the animation visually was rather bland, however, the physics were quite good.

the animation effect where the captured balls spiraled up to the top was neat and the moving platforms were accurate.

not really worth keeping in its present form, but the makings of a good time consuming platform game.

just add some colored backgrounds, and maybe different music.. 2mb is waay too much for a simple flash like this.

if it could load images (for the backgrounds) dynamically through xml for instance, I can see a lot of websites paying for this, a nice custom flash diversion for their website!

So this gets a 9 for potential!! (when that actual potential flash comes out, thats what it will get! :)

I've added the artist to favorites so I can remember to check back and see what he's up to

Score: 7

"lol....pretty good social parody"

submission: type_oh

date: April 10, 2008

good job,kid

the 'scribly' art effect was spot on.

Score: 8

"Mindless GORE!!"

submission: Clay Gore Ep.1

date: April 9, 2008

Mindless GORE!! yet strangely, NOT about GLOBAL WARMING, but still fun to see this GUMBY-ESQUE character get what he deserved :)

a weee bit monotonous - would have benefited from a few more characters, but visually, it was a treat!

Score: 6

"lol...crappy,but compelling!"

submission: The Men's Room Conspiracy

date: April 9, 2008

would like to see this polished! (polish a turd?)